1/30/11


 






 
MiRoguey:
Your Rogue Sucks ?  
Fat From Gaming ?
Me Too - Let's Figure
This Thing Out


Sean/Edgerynn here.  I am attempting to use this space to find the solution for my combat rogue's under-performance and provide a useful guide for those who join the guild with the desire to work within the shadows.  Additionally, my body's performance has been sub-par for a little over year, and with a wedding coming up in June I need to turn that trend around quick.  Do the two correlate?  My inability to play my rogue didn't make me fat per say, but the long grind to 85 sure as hell didn't take inches off my waist.  It is my hope to provide a little quick hits as well to a healthier life style without sacrificing game time, or not much anyhow ;).

Let's get to it. Taking a page from Drew Magary's self humiliation weight loss method - I'll post the fatness as frequently as possible.  The fatness stands at 187lbs.
This weeks solution:


Planet Fitness' 30 minute workout
Run two miles and hit the weight's and leg lift stands!
Things to Remember:
-Stretch before Running Because I'm Old
-Wipe up ass sweat from weight machines
-Swallow pride as 70-80 year old women run through this workout with ease while I struggle for air
-Listen to nice beats - flavor of this week -
Girl Talk!

On to the combat rogue help:
Combat Spec for your talent tree
Extremely handy when you have zero clue on day one of what exactly you are supposed to spend your talent points on and you don't want to waste gold later on redoing it.

That's all for now - will update soon.  In the meantime - throw suggestions, advice, and cruel grade school teasing my way as much as you please.

1/4/11

Welcome FAQ

Greetings, gnoll gnashers! It's FAQ time!

What kind of guild are we?

We are a casual guild focused on leveling and light endgame content. We'll never be top-tier raiders, but we promise to be helpful, offer some guild perks, and make lots of fart jokes.

Can I invite my friend?
Of course! As long as your friend isn't a total butthead or guild bank ninja, he or she is welcome to join our merry troupe. All but the very newest guild members have invite privileges, because we are overly trusting.

Do we have a Vent server?
Yes we do! It's even gnoll themed!

URL: iodine.typefrag.com
Port: 4406
PW: (just ask us in-game)

What's the deal with the guild bank?
Bank managers Kohinoor and Maddogzozo try to keep the bank stocked with useful items for noobs and pros alike. Not everyone has full access, but if you need something just ask.

Is there a mandatory raid schedule?
Heck naw. We will never have a mandatory anything. If somebody wants to set a date and time to do heroics or raids or what-have-you, that's fine -- it'll just never be mandatory.

Are we the coolest guild around?
You tell me.

- Mosby, Guildmaster